I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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