So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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