So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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