i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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