i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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