I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Use "feeling words"
Yay
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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