ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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