school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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