theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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