In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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