Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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