I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
