so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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