I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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