SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
operation have a gay friend backfired
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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