you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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