that's an acceptable place to lick
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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