Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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