More tranny stories later!
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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