If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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