I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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