Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
