Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
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I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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