Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
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There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
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Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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