dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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