I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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