I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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