I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
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This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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