the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
one might say we're banned from that church
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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