Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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