More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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