well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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