i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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