i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We have so much sex to catch up on
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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