I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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