im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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