Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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