You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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