Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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