i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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