with your own penis?
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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