it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
no more duck duck goose at the bar
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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