have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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