I can tuck mytits in my pants
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
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I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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