Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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