Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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