the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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