I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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