brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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