I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
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Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
The beers last night were like the tears from god
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
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We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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