weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
