should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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