i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
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She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
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You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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