Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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