so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
