i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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