I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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