So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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